It’s a festive day for a double wedding and everyone in West Buzzard’s Bottom turns out for the celebration. Well, almost everyone.
Ruby Buckaroo, The Bandit Queen of the Cowboys, finds herself powerless to break free from the mighty grip of Hoofbeats in Her Heart – for now.
A captured Ruby Buckaroo takes to the dance floor of the Clem W. M’Dew School House and Horse Barn, forming an awkward love-triangle with her arresting officer, Marshall Shiloh Brown, and her very jealous ex-suitor Sheriff Huck Buckskin.
Marshall Brown is sufficiently recovered from the stampeding Hoofbeats in His heart to form a posse. His hunt for Ruby Buckaroo is impeded by the stampeding hoofbeats of an actual herd of cattle.
As Ruby Buckaroo is captured by Marshall Shiloh Brown, he succumbs to an inconvenient and severe case of Hoofbeats in His Heart.
The Marshall presents a warrant calling for the immediate arrest of Ruby Buckaroo. But the entire town of West Buzzard’s Bottom sees it a little differently.
Marshall Shiloh Brown enters the town of West Buzzard's Bottom in hot pursuit of Ruby Buckaroo, The Bandit Queen of the Cowboys.